In which Nathan fails at coding.

Nathan can't talk, though, I always mess up the code.
Lachlan laughs.
%ch\\%ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.yGAME:\\%ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.n Nathan has rolled\\%ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.h\\%ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.b ART\\%ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.n and got a result of\\%ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.h\\%ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.r 400 BABIES\\%ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.n.
Nathan ...
Lachlan blinks.
Nathan ....did.
Nathan says, "I."
You say, "JESUS CHRIST"
Lucien says, "Wow."
Nathan says, "What."
Nathan says, "The."
Nathan says, "Fuck."
Lachlan says, "What did you /do/?"
Nathan says, "I DON'T KNOW"
Nathan says, "I."
Lachlan says, "ADRENALINE"
You say, "MENERGY"
Nathan says, "I was. it."
Lachlan says, "NATHAN IS PUKING CODE NONSENSE ALL OVER THE MUSH."
Lachlan says, "FIX IT."
Nathan cries.
Lachlan says, "Oh my Lord, though, wow."
Nathan says, "See? I fail at code."
Nathan says, "What the fuck, though, that's insane."
Nathan says, "I didn't type anything anywhere near that."
You say, "I--did it--"
Nathan says, "JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE VAN"
Nathan says, "THERE SHOULD BE A VAN HERE"
You say, "You screwed up the code and made it loop somehow and it cut off at the pose-length buffer?"
You say, "Or you looped it X amount of times?"
Nathan says, "But!"
Nathan says, "I!"
Van is here.
Nathan says, "It!"
Seamus XDD
Nathan gets into Van.
Van drives away.
Nathan says, "Man. I'm gonna need a bigger fail boat."
Van has left.
Enormous fail boat is here.
Nathan snickers.
Nathan CAPTAINS.
Lachlan says, "HOIST THE FAILS."
Nathan says, "I am just so confused, though."
Lachlan says, "What /did/ you type?"
Nathan says, "say %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.hsay %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.yGAME:say %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.n Nathan has rolledsay %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.hsay %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.b ARTsay %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.n and got a result ofsay %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.hsay %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.r 400 BABIESsay %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.n."
Lachlan dies.
Nathan says, "fduigjfklhjg'ashjfdj GOD"
You say, "...Lololol"
You say, "Do you have AIM?"
Nathan just keels over.
Nathan says, "Just. I'm staying away from code forever."
Nathan says, "Never again."
Lachlan says, "Good."
You say, "Srs. AIM. Do you has it?"
Lachlan says, "You might break the game."
You say, "Or Yahoo! or MSN for tha matter."
You say, "That."
Nathan says, "I do. IM [Nathan]"
Nathan says, "Wait."
You say, "..."
Nathan has like the whole world blocked, one moment.
Lachlan cackles.
You say, "Just send what you typed to [Seamus]. I have nothing blocked."
Lachlan says, "Ohhh, Nathan's got the whoooooole world blocked!"
Nathan says, "Okay go for it."


[08:04] [Seamus]: WHAT DID YOU TYPE
[08:04] [Nathan]: %ch%cyGAME:%cn Nathan has rolled%ch%cb ART%cn and got a result of%ch%cr 400 BABIES%cn.
[08:04] [Nathan]: THAT D:
[08:05] [Nathan]: what the fuck is wrong with THAT, I ask you, sir
[08:05] [Seamus]: . . .


Nathan says, "See?"
Lachlan says, "HAHAHAHA."
Nathan says, "Nothing wrong with that code. :("
Lachlan says, "Dude."
Lachlan says, "/Everything/ is wrong with that code."
Nathan says, "NOT IN FIRAN"
You say, "Oh lord. XD"
Lachlan says, "FIRAN FAILS YOU, SIR."
Lucien says, "Well. FIRAN."
Nathan says, "Bitches."
Nathan says, "Ansii also screws me over, though. D:"
Lachlan says, "You are clearly doing it wrong."
Nathan says, "Your face is doing it wrong."
Lachlan says, "Your mom doesn't do it wrong. I know."
Lachlan says, "Try the code you were given."
Lachlan says, "I do /not/ need bat-slapping."
GAME: Nathan has rolled I HATE YOU and got a result of HATE.
Seamus rolls.
Lachlan says, "LULZ"
Lachlan says, "You win."
Nathan wins.
Nathan says, "I always win in the end."

Nathan wonders... and tests something...
Lachlan says, "Oh God, he's testing something."
Lachlan says, "HIDE."
Nathan says, "Prepare for a possible wall of code."
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Lucien blink.
Nathan says, "SHIT"
Nathan flees!
You say, "JESUS MOTHER OF FUCK"
Lachlan says, "HOLY DAMN IT CHRISTMAS."
Lucien says, "Oh my gods."
Nathan just. Stops touching things.
Lachlan falls over dead of laughter, oh God.
Lachlan says, "Nathan. Stop touching."
Nathan laughing so hard he is /making squeaky sounds/.
Seamus, hyena giggles.
Lachlan says, "God, I want a recording of that. XD"
Nathan says, "Never."
Nathan says, "Okay now. If anyone is ever like 'oh Nathan, just try doing the code yourself'..."
Lachlan says, "My throat, chest, and ribs hurt from trying to make my guffawing laughter inaudible for the rest of the household."
You say, "My roommate just threatened to smack me for stupidlaughter."
Nathan says, "Ya'll can back me up in what a BAD IDEA THIS IS."
Lachlan laughs!
Seamus wheeeeeeeeze.

Tags: coding, heroes, hilarity, lawl, log, nathan
Current Mood: WHEEEEEZE